by Neil Carpenter 20 August 2018
Sophie woke up early at three am. She couldn't help it. She'd bought herself a new computer yesterday for her birthday, which was today. For the sake of the tradition, she hadn't  took the computer out of it's box yet. But she was dying to see it; so crawled out of bed and took it out of the box. She turned it on and began to use it...

Six hours later...

Sophie winced once again as her computer told her that her password was incorrect, she couldn't remember what she set it as. Sophie learnt a valuable lesson that day. Nowadays, she keeps her password as "incorrect", so if she forgets it, her computer says "Your password is incorrect."
by Neil Carpenter 20 August 2018
Tom is trying to get his new computer working. He's having trouble so he calls over Harry, his friend: an IT specialist, to help give him a hand. Harry switches on the computer and then asks Tom if he wants the password protected. "Oh yes, I read about that in the manual. I think the password I'll have is "DaffyDuckBugsBunnyTomandJerry"." "That's a very long password," says Harry. "Yes," replies Tom. "But the manual says it has to be at least four characters."
by Neil Carpenter 20 August 2018
Tech support to customer: "I need you to right click on the Open Desktop." "Okay," says the customer. Tech support: "Did you get a pop up menu?" "No," replies the customer. Tech support: "Okay. Right click again. Do you see a pop  up menu?" "Not at all." replies the customer. Tech support, "Okay, sir. Can you tell me what you've done up to this point?" "Sure." replies the customer, "You told me to "write" click, so I wrote down "click".
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